1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:05,060 So you actually got the kids to agree to do their fair share of the spring 2 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:06,060 cleaning? I did. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:10,160 I merely pointed out their obligations as members of this family, and they were 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,440 only too happy to pitch in. 5 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,580 Ben, let's go! 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,580 Yeah, Weenie, we got a lot of work to do out there. I'm coming, I'm coming. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,840 Hey, Dad, thanks for the chance to get rich. 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,320 Do you bribe them? 9 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:27,820 No. No, I just told them if they would clean out our house of the unwanted 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,380 then they could sell that in a garage sale. 11 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,720 That way we get a clean house and they... And they get to keep all the 12 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,320 Half? 13 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,320 It was my idea. 14 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,020 Hey! 15 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,680 My chair with a face on it. 16 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,520 Whoa! 17 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,960 What's the beautiful ashtray I made Dad doing out here? 18 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:48,900 Dad, don't freak. 19 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:53,000 He loves this ashtray. He said it was the best present he ever got. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 He was lying. 21 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,380 Hey, don't you think Ashtrays have feelings, too? 22 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,500 Well, if they do, then this puppy's in some pain. 23 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:03,080 Hey, you take that back. No. Yes. No way. Yes way. 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,780 Can we have a stupid conversation later? 25 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,680 Why would I want to do that? 26 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,800 And Ben, put that down. We still have to take out all that junk in the basement. 27 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,440 Sorry, Ashtray. You're sorry, pal. 28 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:23,100 Show me that smile of yours. 29 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:28,810 Don't waste another minute on your crying. 30 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,330 We're nowhere near the end. 31 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,130 The best is ready to begin. 32 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:43,530 As long as we got each other, we got the world spinning right 33 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:44,710 in our hands. 34 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:50,550 Baby, rain or shine, all the time, we got each other. 35 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:12,470 couple years later, I'm garbage. 36 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:13,870 It stinks. 37 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,430 No, that's you. 38 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:17,870 Let me guess, Carol's glasses? 39 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,450 And you're my sneakers. 40 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,190 I can feel it in the air. 41 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:26,710 When I think of all those hours I spent on Jason's desk, listening to his nutty 42 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,810 patience. I thought you belonged to Ben. 43 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:32,070 I was a gift from Ben to his dad. 44 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,130 You got a minute, Mom? 45 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,210 It's you, honey. 46 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:39,990 I don't have enough money to get Dad anything good this year. 47 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:42,810 Oh, didn't he double your allowance this week? 48 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:47,030 Yeah, but you can't get anything for four bucks nowadays. 49 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:48,490 Where you been? 50 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:52,610 Aw, honey, it's not how much you spend. 51 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,790 Tell that to Mike and Carol. 52 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:56,990 Look, Ben. 53 00:02:57,570 --> 00:03:02,330 I can't afford to get your father that Mercedes 450 SL he's always wanted. 54 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:05,270 So I'm getting him a nice fishing rod. 55 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:10,670 And he knows I love him, so he'll love it. 56 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:12,890 I hope. 57 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:17,670 Oh, I know. For four dollars, you can get him some worm. 58 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:19,750 Get real, Mom. 59 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:25,870 I might as well just give him the stupid ashtray I made. 60 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:29,110 Well, that would be fine, Punk, as long as it comes from your heart. 61 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:31,050 It looks like my heart. 62 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,500 And your father is not expecting a big expensive gift from you? 63 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,000 He isn't? 64 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,400 No. 65 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,780 He doesn't care what you get him. 66 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,240 Great. 67 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,480 The power of prayer. 68 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:58,940 Be not afraid to get down on your knees and ask God for anything 69 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:01,120 he shall provide. 70 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,250 Hello, God. 71 00:04:07,570 --> 00:04:08,590 What are you doing? 72 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:10,870 I happen to be praying for money. 73 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:13,550 Ben, you can't pray for money. 74 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,090 Believe me, I've tried. 75 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:21,329 You actually think God's going to send you a check or something? 76 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,270 Amen. 77 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:32,790 Money for the needy. Thanks. 78 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,660 not giving money away. I'm collecting it. 79 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:59,480 Why the... One minute there. I thought you were on to something. 80 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,720 But I need money. 81 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,260 Join the club. 82 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,120 But this is life or death. 83 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,420 Whose? Mine. I'm busy. Mine. Okay, okay. 84 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:12,680 All right, look, Ben. I want you to take this can and go from house to house. 85 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,960 With your pathetic look, you'll probably make a fortune. 86 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,210 Keltner, why do you want to disappoint the man? 87 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,090 I mean, at his age, you can't take much of that. 88 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,930 That settles it. I'll open Carol's first. 89 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:53,470 You know, you can be so insensitive about the problems of older people. 90 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:55,770 Ben, where did you get me? 91 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,110 Wow. 92 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,010 Ben, this is fabulous. 93 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:06,690 Meg, I don't know what to say. 94 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,650 Neither do I. 95 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:14,310 It had nothing to do with it. Oh, sure, you had nothing to do with it. 96 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:16,270 Jason, I didn't. 97 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:19,850 Ben? 98 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:25,250 It does everything all by itself. Even an idiot could work it. 99 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,590 Ben, where'd you get this? 100 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:32,630 At Nostrom's grammar store. They throw in a leather case every time you spend 101 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:33,630 over $300. 102 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:38,110 All right, I gotta ask, what kind of allowance are you giving this kid 103 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:42,290 Then where'd you get the money? 104 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,610 Yeah, I'm interested. 105 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,430 your money back. 106 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:15,830 I'm sorry I lied about the charity. 107 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,330 It's okay, son. We're home now. 108 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,550 Oh. 109 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,510 I'm proud of what you did tonight. 110 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,210 Thanks. 111 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,470 Think you learned a lesson? 112 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,049 Uh -huh. 113 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:31,610 When God gives me an idea to check with you first. 114 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:36,390 Anything else? 115 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:40,370 If you love somebody, you don't have to spend a lot on them. 116 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 That's right. 117 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,940 Night, punk. 118 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,440 Dad? 119 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,340 Yeah? 120 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,700 Happy birthday. 121 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,640 Ben, it's... and ashtray. 122 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,100 Yeah, I know. 123 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,560 What I was going to say was it's the best birthday present I've gotten all 124 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,500 Now nobody wants me. 125 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,740 Now nobody wants me. Hey, we all got our problems. 126 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:33,059 I feel so used. 127 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 You are. 128 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,720 But Mike and I were soulmates. 129 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:40,280 Okay, say good morning to God's gift to history. 130 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:44,200 Well, you look like a guy who's ready for a big history tent. 131 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:48,040 Ready? I'm not just ready, Dad. I've got it all. Names, dates, everything. 132 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,320 I think today will go down in history as the day Mike Seaver turns the corner. 133 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,360 February 20th, 1986. 134 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:56,920 It's February 25th. 135 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:59,820 Hey, Dad. 136 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,080 Hi, Ben. 137 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,700 This is breakfast? 138 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,440 Yes. 139 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,060 What's for lunch? 140 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,320 Surprise. 141 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:10,980 Uh -oh. 142 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,060 I hate surprises. 143 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,800 Why is Dad feeding me shoes? 144 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,960 Uh, Ben, that's my bag. 145 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,860 Why is Dad feeding you shoes? Ben, come on, give it. I need that. 146 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:32,780 Robert E. Lee Stonewall Jackson Appomattox Courthouse. 147 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,220 Yeah, yeah, they're my buddies. I had them sign them for good luck. 148 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,520 Do you know somebody named Appomattox Courthouse? 149 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:44,460 Yeah, a black guy, captain of the basketball team. 150 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,540 This is multiple choice. You have 30 minutes and your papers will be graded 151 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:54,980 before you leave. You may begin. 152 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:03,460 The final northern battle of the Civil War will... A, Battle of Bull Run, B, 153 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,340 Battle of Gettysburg, or C, Battle of the Network Stars? 154 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,300 Gettysburg. 155 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,960 Hey, I actually know this stuff. 156 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:30,040 And what is perhaps the biggest shock in my teaching career since boys started 157 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,040 wearing earrings? 158 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:39,050 grade in the class, 94, was earned by Mike Seaver. 159 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:45,070 I am number one! 160 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,190 Mr. 161 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:59,150 Seaver, before we schedule a press conference, I have to ask, how 162 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:03,930 does a student whose very name has become synonymous with the phrase D 163 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,130 You managed such a great. 164 00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,030 What can I say, Mr. DeWitt? 165 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,690 When you got it, you got it. 166 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:18,990 Oh, and now 167 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,810 I see where you got it. 168 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,370 What happened? 169 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,890 Well, there's not too much to be said about the test itself. 170 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,450 I'll say it anyway. 171 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,280 I passed. 172 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,480 Completely? Yeah. 173 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,160 All right, Mike. 174 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:41,120 Congratulations. I knew that that little extra studying would pay off. Oh, 175 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200 thanks. 176 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,640 But I do have some bad news. 177 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,040 And I think you better sit down for this, Dad. 178 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,440 Just say what it is, Mike. 179 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,120 I have a feeling you hit. 180 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,160 Now, what I'm about to tell you is going to get both of you quite angry. 181 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:03,540 And you will be outraged at the shoddy treatment I have received from Mr. 182 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,680 DeWitt. 183 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:08,460 But I want your word that you're not going to go off half -cocked trying to 184 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,580 this guy fired or something. 185 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,160 I promise to be fully cocked, Mike. 186 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,339 Now, Mr. 187 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:20,500 DeWitt accused me of cheating. 188 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,520 Now, just calm down. 189 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,160 I did not cheat. 190 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,460 Now, why would Mr. DeWitt think that? 191 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,180 You know, I have been asking myself that same question all afternoon. 192 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,820 Well, what'd you come up with, Mike? 193 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,440 I don't know. I guess he didn't expect me to do that well on the test. 194 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,380 Well, he did well? 195 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,580 He did well. 196 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,920 How well? 197 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,460 I rarely pay attention to the grades. 198 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,520 And what'd you get, 70? 199 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,340 75. 200 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,420 80? See, 85. 201 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,310 Actually... 94. 202 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:02,650 94? Why, Michael Staber, I'm ashamed of you. 203 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,810 How could you cheat? 204 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,770 I did not cheat. 205 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,130 Is this 94 out of 100? 206 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:14,830 I swear to you, I did not cheat. 207 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,350 I give you my word of honor. 208 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,030 Well, uh, I believe you. 209 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,630 Really? 210 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,090 our son gives us his word, we've got to believe him. 211 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:36,010 You're right. 212 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,770 I believe you, Mike. 213 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,610 Oh, thanks. 214 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:44,650 I knew I could count on you guys. I'm sorry for every miserable thing I've 215 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:46,190 done to make your world a living hell. 216 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:51,410 And I'm sorry I doubted you, Mike, but it's a tough story to believe if you put 217 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,410 yourself in my shoes. 218 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,270 Mom's shoes aren't big enough for all the answers. 219 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,840 The shoes. Thanks, Benny. 220 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,240 I forgot to tell you guys the funniest part. 221 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,860 You guys are going to love this. 222 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,440 You want to know the truth? 223 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,360 Okay, I'll tell you the truth. 224 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,280 Yeah, I was going to cheat. I figured it was the only way. 225 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,020 So I was up half the night copying all that stuff onto my shoes. 226 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,980 Because I had to pass the test. 227 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:30,150 But somehow it didn't just go on my shoes. 228 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,870 It got in my head, too. 229 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,030 Sure blew me away. 230 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:40,330 But when it came time to look for the answers, I didn't have to. 231 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,230 I knew him. 232 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,110 Well, I'd like to believe you, Mike. 233 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,430 Yeah. 234 00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:50,610 Well, you have to admit, you're not exactly the kind of guy who has a 235 00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:54,330 for knowing things, like Abraham Lincoln was the 17th president. 236 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,510 Yeah, he was the 16th president. 237 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:03,420 Yes, Grant was 17th. No, Grant was the 18th. See, Johnson was 17th. He became 238 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:07,660 president after Lincoln was assassinated on April 14th, 1865. 239 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,620 Dr. and Mrs. Seaver, I'm Willis DeWitt. 240 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,860 Glad you could come. Why don't we get right down to business? 241 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,780 Absolutely. 242 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:25,200 Mike did not cheat on that examination, Mr. DeWitt, and it's important that we 243 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,109 clear that up. 244 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:29,090 And it would have been so easy for him to do what with all the answers written 245 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,190 on the bottom of his shoe. 246 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,890 Aw, what a touching story. You broke my heart. 247 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,150 Hey! 248 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,070 Ben, no one's going to pay a dime for a broken lamb. 249 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,150 That's why I marked it five cents. 250 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,810 I wonder what I could get for Ben. 251 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,160 So, my old friend, the sneakers. This is a fitting end to my life. 252 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:59,560 Hey, I said I was sorry. Bite your tongue. 253 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,780 Hey, it wasn't my fault. 254 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,540 Who's the one who's always straightening up around here, huh? 255 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:08,240 Who's the one who's always telling you to get your smelly tennis shoes off the 256 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240 couch? 257 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,840 Oh, uh, don't forget the other one, Carol. 258 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,280 Oh, I hope. 259 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,040 Here, catch. 260 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,700 Oh, perfect. 261 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,060 It isn't bad. Do you think it'll hold? 262 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,800 What are you kidding? On a commercial, this stuff holds five elephants over the 263 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800 Grand Canyon. 264 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,740 Yeah, and they don't put anything on TV that isn't true. 265 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,180 Well, we're in the clear now. 266 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:35,780 You two clean up the mess. 267 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,440 Carol, if I'd clean up the mess around here, you'd probably find yourself 268 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,300 standing in a trash can out by the curb. 269 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,380 Come on, Ben, get up. 270 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,660 You're kidding, right? 271 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,840 No, he isn't. 272 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,940 What are you screaming about? 273 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,780 I've never been glued to a table before. 274 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,180 All right, put your hands on my neck. And when I pull on you, I'll throw your 275 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,940 weight towards me, okay? Okay. All right, ready? 276 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,960 One, two, three. 277 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,320 I feel much better. 278 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,820 You won't when Mom and Dad get home. 279 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540 Stand aside. 280 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,720 Big problems call for big solutions. 281 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,880 What is that? 282 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,520 It's the answer to our prayers, the electric sander. 283 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,360 Good night. 284 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,760 Come on, where are you guys going? 285 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,740 Anywhere but here. 286 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,820 All right, guys, relax, relax. 287 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,540 Now this is a foolproof plan, all right? 288 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:02,230 Now, all we gotta do is we glide the sander over the tabletop a couple of 289 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:06,390 swoops, we, uh, we fit into a perfect match, it dries by morning, and we got 290 00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:07,169 made in the shade. 291 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,170 So what do you guys think? 292 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,690 Mom! Mom! Mom! 293 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,470 Guys, 294 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:17,470 it's either this or we tell Mom and Dad that we ruined the coffee table. 295 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:20,350 Now, do you want to do that, Ben? 296 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,650 Carol? 297 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,230 Good, we agree. 298 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,499 Don't worry, Ben. 299 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,740 Someday you'll look back and this is the day you became a man. 300 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 You too, Carol. 301 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,220 Turn it up! 302 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,870 is we got enough money for a new coffee table. Okay, and Mom and Dad sleep late 303 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,710 on Saturdays, so first thing tomorrow, me and Benny will go down to Chadwick's 304 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,710 and pick one up. 305 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,849 They're home! 306 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,850 They're here! They're coming! 307 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:13,430 Ben, 308 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:14,629 Ben, sit down. 309 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,330 Okay, now just don't move, okay? 310 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,350 Hi! Hi, everybody. 311 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,750 How's everything? 312 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,350 Daddy's great, Dad. 313 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:25,890 Ben? 314 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:26,889 Hungry, too. 315 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,330 I want you in bed in five minutes. 316 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,730 Okay. Make your luck up, okay? 317 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:31,979 Yeah, sure thing, Dad. 318 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,620 All right, we'll see you guys in the morning. Good night. 319 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,519 Good night. 320 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,520 Night. 321 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160 So, 322 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,020 uh, what did you guys have for dinner? 323 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:54,000 Oh, come on. You really think I'm the reason you're all here? 324 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320 Yeah! 325 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,980 All of you just shut up. It's been enough. I'm out here with all of you. 326 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:06,010 Of course. She has contacts. Long after Carol got contacts, she kept me. 327 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,710 Hi, Carol. How was your day? 328 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,930 Everything's fine now, really. I don't know what's been the matter with me 329 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,590 lately. I mean, new clothes, makeup, contact lenses. 330 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:20,110 Thinking someone would want to take me to a dance. Please. I mean, it's just 331 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:24,150 me. I mean, what am I trying to change? I was just fine working hard and 332 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:27,850 studying. I was just fine without trying to be silly and popular. 333 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,050 I mean, who needs... 334 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:32,470 Not me. 335 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,670 Guess that means she didn't have a good day. 336 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,030 That's a shame. 337 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,270 Honey, there has to be some reason. 338 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,029 Yeah, me. 339 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:10,890 I mean, just doesn't want to take me. 340 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:17,010 Well, it really is beautiful up here. 341 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,330 Why is your father talking to that janitor? 342 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,510 Well, that's just Bobby with a... 343 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,800 Lord, forgive me for what I said about Jason, and don't ever let him know. 344 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,620 Mom, it's bringing him over here. 345 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,080 Well, what a coinkydink. 346 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,620 Well, why didn't you just tell me he had to work? 347 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:49,560 I didn't want anybody to know that Bobby Winnett, captain of the football team, 348 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,600 had a job doing this. 349 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600 Especially you. 350 00:21:58,990 --> 00:21:59,990 I don't mind. 351 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,010 Disgusting. 352 00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,090 Don't worry, I'm used to disgusting. 353 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,090 Remember I have two brothers? 354 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:13,310 Carol, I really wanted to take you to that dance. 355 00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:15,510 I really wanted to go with you. 356 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:19,750 Hey, wait here! 357 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,620 I know this isn't going to be too clear. 358 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,020 I have the stance. 359 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,880 Okay, I'm ready now. 360 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,500 And now I'm tossed out like an old shoe. 361 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,840 Well, the Sean Cassidy record should be worth something. 362 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,540 is doing out here? 363 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,320 Well, you never wear them anymore, so I figured... You figured wrong. 364 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,580 Well, then I want to keep my ashtray. 365 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,200 Why? Well, it's still as good as new. 366 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:43,820 It sure is. 367 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,060 Thank you, Ben. Thank you. 368 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,780 Oh, great, Ben. Now we can't even sell it.